Me: god please show me a sign if he’s not the one
God:
straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.
gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)
lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years
space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:
Hey
What if I said
Everyone who’s kind hearted and accepting of others should belong in the LGBT+ community
Because you can’t charge my stance on that.
Someone: Ok promise you won’t judge me but-
Me:
